Memorable quotes from a 4 1/2-year-old

- Mommy, who was on the phone?
- Someone asking for a donation.
- Ah... we really don't have a dalmatian...

- Mommy, I have bumps in my legs and it's itchy.
- Let's put some medicine on it...
- I think the mosquitoes don't like me.
- Yes, they do, they like mommy too. They think we're yummy. :)
- Ewwww!
- So, one time, when Mommy was little, I was bit by a bug on my foot. It got infected and my foot got really really big. Vovo had to take me to the hospital so the doctor could take the poison out, but it didn't hurt.
- Poison? Did you die like Snow White?

*Passing by a nearby church and staring at the bell tower*
- Mommy, that church is where Chicken Little rang the bell!

*Passing by our church*
- Our church is not a real church. Where's the bell?

Listening to the radio, "Sweet Dreams are made of these":
- 'Everybody is looking for something'. Ah, it's like us at the T store (Target). We're always looking for something to buy.

An old one:
*gets out of the shower, puts a blue towel over his head* and says:
- Mommy, I'm Mary! (the Virgin Mary)